Monday, June 4, 2007

Dear Hollywood...

Let's propose this treaty. The movie pirates will stop going into cinemas to videotape new releases and sell them on the streets if you stop green-lighting movies such as:

Van Wilder 2 : The Rise of Taj
Spider-Man 3
Any Saw sequels
Codename: The Cleaner

(can you think of more movies that you felt you wasted your life watching?)

Don't you get it? With movie ticket prices being what it is today (bloody expensive), people don't want to pay to watch something that they are unsure of. A shitty movie on a $11 per-person screen is the same as a $5 DVD of a shitty movie on a 20inch Magnavox; A SHITTY MOVIE!

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